Dr Henry Bond: I am a Sussex-based photographer and author. You can see my photos that are in the Tate Gallery collection if you tap here. And you can tap here to find out more about my doctoral thesis as was published by MIT. If you want to reach out you can email me. & enjoy this one. An unknown editor with no account added the following to the Wikipedia article on myself recently - a bot redacted it as suspected vandalism. "Bond was married to Emily Tsingou (until 2022), who enabled most of his career, exhibitions, and his art world contacts. He would not achieve anything significant without the help of his ex-wife. The marriage ended up with an acrimonious divorce, with Bond winning a large sum from his estranged wife's own income. He is now retired and lives off his divorce money." There you have it my dudes. Finally, people often ask me: in all your 40 years in the art-world who was the most entitled up-their-own-arse tit-head that you ever knew? Now, there is the generic answer: Oh God, too many to mention. And then there is my considered answer: Maximilian Wigram and Kaveh Sheibani - nothing to choose between them.